- i learned how to read when i was 2. i wasn't as gifted as this kid, but i guess it was still pretty shocking for my mom to see her adorable little toddler toddle up to her pointing at a "bad" word in a book and asking her what it meant. suddenly, no more bad books in the house.
- if you get me really, really "i should be dead" drunk, i'll spontaneously remember all the french that i learned before english and start speaking it without realizing it.
- when i was 9 i was in a mock commercial audition for my mom's friends who wanted to work on HBO. when i was 19, i was the PA for a mock commercial audition for for my boss' friends who wanted to work on HBO.
- my favorite swear word is fuck cause it can be used as an adjective, adverb, verb and if you're really creative, noun! i love versatile things.
- i think crab is way better than lobster. in fact, lobster is a waste of perfectly good butter.
- i don't like butter.
- i named my cat after my favorite supervillain.
- i have a favorite supervillain.
- i haven't bought a new pair of shoes since december and it's goddamn near killing me.
- i don't own a TV and watch everything on my computer. works out much better than i expected it to.
- i'm really glad i moved to chicago. :)
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
top 10
wowzers, something about me that's unique to me and only me that no one else knows about me? that's a tough one. i'm pretty much an open book and even my existential crises are pretty run of the mill. i guess we'll have to settle for stuff that most people don't know.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
cause for celebration!
- i made a friend!
- i found a place that makes pretty darn good buffalo wings.
- my tank is all set up, the water cleared up and the weather warmed up so i can bring home some fishies!
- netflix has all of "buffy" for my viewing pleasure.
- i have real job interviews this week and next. one with a CEO. kick ass.
- i'm eating a sammich made out of bologna with a first name.
Monday, March 10, 2008
close enough for government work
i've decided to take a different approach to my job hunting - get in on the government work. now that i can provide proof of residence in the city of chicago (as oppossed to the village?) i applied to a slew of city jobs. including, assistant commissioner of communiations to the department of the environment. hey, technically, i am qualified. and i would love nothing more than to plan parties to bring about the awareness of the environment to my new neighbors.
you see, i'm a bit of a hippee. i bathe everyday and like my clothes hemp free, but i really want to clean the oceans and save the rainforests and do some other stuff too, but i'm lazy. and that's why i throw out my pop bottles and have given up on tryng to find someone to take my moving boxes away and reuse them - they're all going to landfills. i guess if i had a desk job saving the environment, it would help now me come to terms with high school me, the me that spearheaded the recycling at hamburg high and was going to live on a greenpeace boat. i looked into the boat thing, they don't really like my kind. apparently, you have to be strong and healthy and a really good swimmer and not be uni-lingual.
bummer.
you see, i'm a bit of a hippee. i bathe everyday and like my clothes hemp free, but i really want to clean the oceans and save the rainforests and do some other stuff too, but i'm lazy. and that's why i throw out my pop bottles and have given up on tryng to find someone to take my moving boxes away and reuse them - they're all going to landfills. i guess if i had a desk job saving the environment, it would help now me come to terms with high school me, the me that spearheaded the recycling at hamburg high and was going to live on a greenpeace boat. i looked into the boat thing, they don't really like my kind. apparently, you have to be strong and healthy and a really good swimmer and not be uni-lingual.
bummer.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
hometown pride
i love buffalo. sure, it's got its faults, but it's pretty awesome too. i wish i would have spent more time doing the awesome stuff instead of complaining about the stuff that doesn't matter. and i can't believe i never made it to the carousel museum. wtf x a bajilliony on that one. i was craving mighty taco something fierce today, cause it's the bestest thing to eat after drinking til 5 AM (oh hells yeah, we found a bar that knows how to rock it. not that i remember where it was or it's name). but i do have to say, there is a ton of awesome mexican food all over the dang place. but sometimes you just really want the fake stuff.
i have a ton of favorite buffalo memories, things that i think could only happen in a mid-size city in the snowbelt. i think they need to be told in person as i kinda stink at story recounting in the written form, but one of my favorites was after a very large snowstorm while i still lived on franklin, with johnny and greg upstairs and desi's next door (how did we ever manage to make it to work?). RIP desi's. moving on, we were all drinking at desi's, most likely playing darts and in general, loving life. i decided to call it an early night (by leaving at 3:30 am) and while walking across the parking lot there was a beautiful, thick, pristine layer of snow. so i did what any normal person would do when the snow is thick enough to cover the hyperdermic needles and rubber gloves. i laid down and made a snow angel. and went to bed giggling like a little kid.
i just finished watching "beowulf." they really made kids read that in high school? really? maybe it's better in print. i feel bad for the queen, she just keeps getting passed around to men who sleep with demons. why couldn't they just find a gay king? he could be all like, "look, you're just not my type. maybe if you looked like brad pitt we could strike a deal, but i'm just gonna head home and find a cute slave instead. bye!"
funny that this ties in with the official topic for tomorrow, as i really did have a random question for anyone who felt like answering/commenting. how long does it take you to write a post? cause it takes me damn near forevers. i generally spend about 90 minutes thinking about it earlier in the day or the night before, then 45 minutes before i actually start typing. and the typing part can take anywhere from 20 to 55 minutes. my posts go through more drafts than my senior year thesis, which i'm sure says a lot about my priorities, and it's all true. just wondering if i'm the only one who spends half their waking hours posting, or if the rest of you are speedy literary genuises.
i have a ton of favorite buffalo memories, things that i think could only happen in a mid-size city in the snowbelt. i think they need to be told in person as i kinda stink at story recounting in the written form, but one of my favorites was after a very large snowstorm while i still lived on franklin, with johnny and greg upstairs and desi's next door (how did we ever manage to make it to work?). RIP desi's. moving on, we were all drinking at desi's, most likely playing darts and in general, loving life. i decided to call it an early night (by leaving at 3:30 am) and while walking across the parking lot there was a beautiful, thick, pristine layer of snow. so i did what any normal person would do when the snow is thick enough to cover the hyperdermic needles and rubber gloves. i laid down and made a snow angel. and went to bed giggling like a little kid.
i just finished watching "beowulf." they really made kids read that in high school? really? maybe it's better in print. i feel bad for the queen, she just keeps getting passed around to men who sleep with demons. why couldn't they just find a gay king? he could be all like, "look, you're just not my type. maybe if you looked like brad pitt we could strike a deal, but i'm just gonna head home and find a cute slave instead. bye!"
funny that this ties in with the official topic for tomorrow, as i really did have a random question for anyone who felt like answering/commenting. how long does it take you to write a post? cause it takes me damn near forevers. i generally spend about 90 minutes thinking about it earlier in the day or the night before, then 45 minutes before i actually start typing. and the typing part can take anywhere from 20 to 55 minutes. my posts go through more drafts than my senior year thesis, which i'm sure says a lot about my priorities, and it's all true. just wondering if i'm the only one who spends half their waking hours posting, or if the rest of you are speedy literary genuises.
Saturday, March 08, 2008
free beer!
the only music i listen to is on my iPod. i have a subscription to rhapsody, but haven't turned it on in months, so i'm really just a patron of the arts, as oppossed to some one who appreciates and experiences them. maybe someday i'll be both.
the thing is, it's not really my iPod. i have it on indefinite loan. i think. and the person who truly owns it has a much different taste in music than i do. so, to be fair, the earbuds often act only as earplugs while i try to find a song i like. the other day was awesome (but not the day we were suppossed to mention everything that went right) because of the first 63 songs i liked more than half of them! i will list for you the first 10 songs that show up on the iPod, and if you're the first to guess who the true, rightful owner of this iPod is, i'll buy you a beer. and if you can find the thingy that lets me hook up the iPod to my computer so i can listen to some goddamn NIN on my way to a job interview, i'll buy you all the beer you can drink in one night!
and remember - never trust a big butt and a smile. i'm gonna go turn rhapsody on now.
the thing is, it's not really my iPod. i have it on indefinite loan. i think. and the person who truly owns it has a much different taste in music than i do. so, to be fair, the earbuds often act only as earplugs while i try to find a song i like. the other day was awesome (but not the day we were suppossed to mention everything that went right) because of the first 63 songs i liked more than half of them! i will list for you the first 10 songs that show up on the iPod, and if you're the first to guess who the true, rightful owner of this iPod is, i'll buy you a beer. and if you can find the thingy that lets me hook up the iPod to my computer so i can listen to some goddamn NIN on my way to a job interview, i'll buy you all the beer you can drink in one night!
- "ice ice baby" - vanilla ice
- "pac man" (techno version) - no clue
- "tank!" - cowboy bebop
- "breakfast at tiffany's" - deep blue something
- "victory rap" - parappa the rappa
- "flagpole sitta" - harvey danger
- "the sounds of science" - beastie boys
- "tetris theme" - less than jake
- "gin & juice" - phish
- "baby got back" - sir mix-a-lot
- "poison" - bel biv devoe
and remember - never trust a big butt and a smile. i'm gonna go turn rhapsody on now.
Friday, March 07, 2008
you've lost me
what the f is up with you, "lost?" you kill charlie, show a bunch of future stuff, and now you spend all your time showing juliet's smug face? i hate her, and i hate you for giving her screentime. wah.
i was suppossed to go to a social tonight with the cult, but decided that it would be more fun instead to perform home improvements (fun isn't really the right word. i just didn't feel like drinking. it's so weird. i hope you'll still be friends with me).! first i was going to change the bulb in my bedroom light fixture. it's no biggie, i did it about a month ago (hey - i've been here for over a month! who lost money on that one?) and you just unsrew the bottom part and the shade - OMG THE ENTIRE LIGHT FIXTURE IS HANGING BY WIRES! ... ... i'm sure that'll be fine until tomorrow.
then i went to target. the target by me puts all other targets to shame. when you come visit me, i think i'll have to take you there. seriously. i bought a drapery rod, among other things, but i'm really just going to focus on the item essential to our story. i was in need of a drapery rod because i have curtains, ahem, drapes that match my comforter. i've never hung these drapes because when i lived in the purple house there were 3 bedroom windows and one set of drapes and when i lived in the other house i just didn't care and now i live here. so at 10:30 PM CST, i stood on my spinning office chair and attempted to drill a hole to hang the mounting hardware that would eventually hold the drapery rod from which my drapes would be all flowy and pretty. yeah, didn't quite work out. turns out, my exterior walls (the ones the windows are in) are solid concrete. or my screw gun sucks. either way, it took 20 minutes to make a puff of dust. i'm not quite sure what to do about this yet.
there's not much stuff in my bag that's unusual. i have an old school/classic/original iPod mini. a whole lotta resumes. i'm also carrying around my passport as it counts as two forms of ID for the I-9. i've also got a map of the trains in all their pretty colors in my bag, but i haven't had to use that in days (i had to take the blue line, cut me some slack). i also have some hand sanitizer ... ... that's been leaking all over a highlighter and a bobbypin. thanks BufBloPoFo - i never would have dug around in my bag and found that if it wasn't for you!
i have to go wash my hands now. they're covered in hand sanitizer.
i was suppossed to go to a social tonight with the cult, but decided that it would be more fun instead to perform home improvements (fun isn't really the right word. i just didn't feel like drinking. it's so weird. i hope you'll still be friends with me).! first i was going to change the bulb in my bedroom light fixture. it's no biggie, i did it about a month ago (hey - i've been here for over a month! who lost money on that one?) and you just unsrew the bottom part and the shade - OMG THE ENTIRE LIGHT FIXTURE IS HANGING BY WIRES! ... ... i'm sure that'll be fine until tomorrow.
then i went to target. the target by me puts all other targets to shame. when you come visit me, i think i'll have to take you there. seriously. i bought a drapery rod, among other things, but i'm really just going to focus on the item essential to our story. i was in need of a drapery rod because i have curtains, ahem, drapes that match my comforter. i've never hung these drapes because when i lived in the purple house there were 3 bedroom windows and one set of drapes and when i lived in the other house i just didn't care and now i live here. so at 10:30 PM CST, i stood on my spinning office chair and attempted to drill a hole to hang the mounting hardware that would eventually hold the drapery rod from which my drapes would be all flowy and pretty. yeah, didn't quite work out. turns out, my exterior walls (the ones the windows are in) are solid concrete. or my screw gun sucks. either way, it took 20 minutes to make a puff of dust. i'm not quite sure what to do about this yet.
there's not much stuff in my bag that's unusual. i have an old school/classic/original iPod mini. a whole lotta resumes. i'm also carrying around my passport as it counts as two forms of ID for the I-9. i've also got a map of the trains in all their pretty colors in my bag, but i haven't had to use that in days (i had to take the blue line, cut me some slack). i also have some hand sanitizer ... ... that's been leaking all over a highlighter and a bobbypin. thanks BufBloPoFo - i never would have dug around in my bag and found that if it wasn't for you!
i have to go wash my hands now. they're covered in hand sanitizer.
Thursday, March 06, 2008
that was fun!
i didn't make any new life-long friends last night, but i didn't expect to either. i just wanted to have some fun and play some board games and converse with human beings. mission accomplished. with flare, i might add. however, i am finding it kind of odd that everyone keeps telling me that i need to go to "smut & eggs", which is when they make breakfast at midnight and watch 70's porn. don't get me wrong, i think that sounds awesome, i just don't know why everyone else assumes i think it's awesome. at any rate, i'm going to wait until i've at least made some month-long friends. that way i'll have someone to critique with. and someone to tell me what moves are to be done often or "not to be tried at home, ever." in case i forgot. cause i haven't had sex in a while. shut up.
i've had a few FI (fake interviews) this week that i feel pretty good about. they're less fake (LFI) because one of the recruiter firms searched me out (i was head hunted - woo hoo!) and the other firm specializes in HR, so that's cool. and i have a slew of calls to return tomorrow. couldn't do it today, i was too busy getting a facial, massage and shopping. i lead a hard life.
i watched every cartoon ever as a kid. i still love cartoons. that makes sense. but comic books had a way bigger hold on me. i loved to read (still do) and i loved cartoons and i LOVED the fact that they combined the two. my mom knew i loved the books but was terrified of the coin dealer who happened to sell some comic books in the corner and glared at you every time you walked in, so she would get me subscriptions for christmas (it worked better in those days). props to johnny for reminding me that i was no longer 8 and any comic book shopkeeper would be happy to see me.
and now i'm a lazy comic book shop reviewer! what an impact batman has had on me. first i rocked the sexy librarian look a la barbara gordon, and now i only date guys who have shark repellent on their belt. i'm sure that's normal.
i've had a few FI (fake interviews) this week that i feel pretty good about. they're less fake (LFI) because one of the recruiter firms searched me out (i was head hunted - woo hoo!) and the other firm specializes in HR, so that's cool. and i have a slew of calls to return tomorrow. couldn't do it today, i was too busy getting a facial, massage and shopping. i lead a hard life.
i watched every cartoon ever as a kid. i still love cartoons. that makes sense. but comic books had a way bigger hold on me. i loved to read (still do) and i loved cartoons and i LOVED the fact that they combined the two. my mom knew i loved the books but was terrified of the coin dealer who happened to sell some comic books in the corner and glared at you every time you walked in, so she would get me subscriptions for christmas (it worked better in those days). props to johnny for reminding me that i was no longer 8 and any comic book shopkeeper would be happy to see me.
and now i'm a lazy comic book shop reviewer! what an impact batman has had on me. first i rocked the sexy librarian look a la barbara gordon, and now i only date guys who have shark repellent on their belt. i'm sure that's normal.
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
in a rush
my biggest pet peeve doesn't exist anymore. it used to be "people who don't understand that you stand on the right of an escalator if you're standing, so that people on the left can walk/jog up the escalator and escape your crappy perfume that much faster." chicagoians understand this. so do new yorkers and DCers and parisians. london gets it too, but they do it the opposite way. it's always opposite day on that island.
i'm not going to talk about the other things that annoy me. the list is way too long and i don't have that kinda time today.
i tried an experiment last night. i drugged myself (completely legally, with prescription drugs) so that i would go to bed at a normal time. then, i got up at a more normal, but still not completely normal, time. i think after a few more days of this i'll be ready to ruin all my hard work by the weekend.
tonight is my first event with the social club. i'm pretty sure it's not a cult. at least, not the kinda cult that says you have to die to have everlasting life. i'm pretty sure this is the kinda cult that says you have to drink to have everlasting fun. sign me up! oh wait, i'm already signed up. game night is the theme tonight. i love board games. i really need to get in at the monopoly table and kick some ass. i'm sure that'll endear me to everyone.
and in honor of our tireless leader:
i'm not going to talk about the other things that annoy me. the list is way too long and i don't have that kinda time today.
i tried an experiment last night. i drugged myself (completely legally, with prescription drugs) so that i would go to bed at a normal time. then, i got up at a more normal, but still not completely normal, time. i think after a few more days of this i'll be ready to ruin all my hard work by the weekend.
tonight is my first event with the social club. i'm pretty sure it's not a cult. at least, not the kinda cult that says you have to die to have everlasting life. i'm pretty sure this is the kinda cult that says you have to drink to have everlasting fun. sign me up! oh wait, i'm already signed up. game night is the theme tonight. i love board games. i really need to get in at the monopoly table and kick some ass. i'm sure that'll endear me to everyone.
and in honor of our tireless leader:
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
my clothes are famous
i have no idea who should play me in a movie. definitely not me. i would be much better suited for being the key grip or maybe in charge of craft services. but certainly not acting. best to leave that to the pros. take my clothes for instance, they are awesome at acting. i recently saw my favorite skirt in the movie "the ten." a movie so terrible that i refuse to link to it. but hey, we all got to start somewhere. a much loved cardigan of mine got a start as a cameo on "the office." off to a much better start.
i can't believe i was horrified by "the office" at first. i guess it was the HR jerk in me just constantly freaking out over michael scott's antics. so glad i got over that.
i'm watching "logan's run." man, this movie is messed up. i'm not going to link to this movie cause it's too soon to tell if it's worth linking to yet. although, the costumes are pretty choice.
i can't believe i was horrified by "the office" at first. i guess it was the HR jerk in me just constantly freaking out over michael scott's antics. so glad i got over that.
i'm watching "logan's run." man, this movie is messed up. i'm not going to link to this movie cause it's too soon to tell if it's worth linking to yet. although, the costumes are pretty choice.
Sunday, March 02, 2008
catching up
if i'm going to properly join BufBloPoFo, i guess i should comment on the topics that have been recommended to us:
1. i got my first blog in january 2003 at easyjournal. in july i switched to livejournal cause all my friends in nyc were doing it and easyjournal was sorta lame. then i stopped using livejournal in august 2005 cause some jerks were reading it and making mean comments. but i missed blogging so i joined blogspot in december 2005 cause all my buffalo friends were doing it. i chose this theme cause i love polka dots. i'm pretty straightforward like that.
2. i talked about my best gift ever over here, but to sum up, the best gift i ever got was a scrapbook that my sister made for me. most thoughtful gift ever. that kid rocks.
i am the laziest person i know. you would think that with all this spare time i have that i would be doing all kinds of crazy things. nope. us lazy people are just as content to sit around in our jammies and surf the web. which is not why i moved to chicago. it's not like the web is any different out here than it is in buffalo. the real problem is that i don't have a job and i've fallen victim to classic unemployment syndrome. i have no schedule and sad to say, no motivation to make one for myself. cleaning day used to be sunday. now it's saturday, sunday or monday. craziness! so, to compromise with myself (since i'm not going to get up at 7 everyday for no reason) i'm going to do something (anything) everyday. because really, my office chair is way too comfy for my own good.
so today i went to a comic book store (you know where you can read about it) and then i went to see "vantage point." i had a really good vantage point for this movie, middle, no one in front of me. so let me tell you my view: it's terrible. poorly executed and the acting was nothing spectacular either. they even made the 'splosions boring!
i also saw a woman walking her cat outside. the cat seemed to like it a lot (for reals!) which made it seem less strange. i would give that a try with my cat, but she's even lazier than i am. i at least enjoy walking once i'm off my butt, but ol' harls only walks to find a comfier place to lay down. or to meow in my face to prove her continued displeasure with her diet kitty food. too bad she can't meow at me when i'm outta da hizz-ouse!
1. i got my first blog in january 2003 at easyjournal. in july i switched to livejournal cause all my friends in nyc were doing it and easyjournal was sorta lame. then i stopped using livejournal in august 2005 cause some jerks were reading it and making mean comments. but i missed blogging so i joined blogspot in december 2005 cause all my buffalo friends were doing it. i chose this theme cause i love polka dots. i'm pretty straightforward like that.
2. i talked about my best gift ever over here, but to sum up, the best gift i ever got was a scrapbook that my sister made for me. most thoughtful gift ever. that kid rocks.
i am the laziest person i know. you would think that with all this spare time i have that i would be doing all kinds of crazy things. nope. us lazy people are just as content to sit around in our jammies and surf the web. which is not why i moved to chicago. it's not like the web is any different out here than it is in buffalo. the real problem is that i don't have a job and i've fallen victim to classic unemployment syndrome. i have no schedule and sad to say, no motivation to make one for myself. cleaning day used to be sunday. now it's saturday, sunday or monday. craziness! so, to compromise with myself (since i'm not going to get up at 7 everyday for no reason) i'm going to do something (anything) everyday. because really, my office chair is way too comfy for my own good.
so today i went to a comic book store (you know where you can read about it) and then i went to see "vantage point." i had a really good vantage point for this movie, middle, no one in front of me. so let me tell you my view: it's terrible. poorly executed and the acting was nothing spectacular either. they even made the 'splosions boring!
i also saw a woman walking her cat outside. the cat seemed to like it a lot (for reals!) which made it seem less strange. i would give that a try with my cat, but she's even lazier than i am. i at least enjoy walking once i'm off my butt, but ol' harls only walks to find a comfier place to lay down. or to meow in my face to prove her continued displeasure with her diet kitty food. too bad she can't meow at me when i'm outta da hizz-ouse!
Saturday, March 01, 2008
dear diary
i gots a present in the mail today! and i didn't even have to order it myself. seems UB feels so bad about continually screwing up my diploma that they mailed me a key chain, leather-bound notepad and an ugly polo shirt. it's the thought that counts. i'd sorta prefer if they thought about sending me my 1098-Ts, but it's nice to send me presents too.
let's see, what have i been up to. i subscribed to netflix! and then to take advantage of that subscription i bought an external dvd-rom and some RAM. and then i installed them. it required minimal arguing with the computer, once we agreed to disagree as to whether or not the second RAM slot should work. and now i watch all kinds of movies. some instantly due to the bountifulness of netflix. and i'm also watching "the office" right now. never seen it before. and i can honestly say, i would rather stay unemployed than work with michael or dwight. of course, if jim was there, i might put up with it. for a day. but i do love office olympics! one time, when i was very very young and the only other person in the office was also very very young we raced in our office chairs. i don't remember who won, probably no one as we were too busy laughing. if i woulda known that b a start was cool instead of scary back then, maybe we woulda asked him to play too. or maybe not. he has really long legs and woulda kicked our butts.
so i've had some quasi-interviews. i call them quasi- cause they're with headhunters and search firms, not with people who are actually going to pay me. but i've gotten pretty good at not being modest. at the last QI i think i told the interviewer that if she can't find me a job, she's an embarrassment to her profession. except i said it really nice and then we talked about shoes so she still loved me. and i had a phone interview today. today! on a saturday! strange. sadly, PIs don't count either in my book.
since it would seem that the "make friends by getting a job" tactic isn't going to pan out soon enough for my tastes, i've decided to take the "buy your friends" tactic. i joined a social club. these better be some pretty good friends cause they don't come cheap. but i think it'll be a ton of fun. especially the part where i get to go hang-gliding and snorkeling and rock climbing and white-water rafting. and did i mention the pub crawls? yeah, apparently you have to like to drink in order to join this club. did i mention that you get to come too when you're in town? i think this will work out quite nicely...
oh, and i went back to school on thursday! i'm working on my second MBA, courtesy of goose island brewers. only this time around, it's a master's in beer appreciation. for every 10 different beers i try, i get a 64oz jug of beer to take home. 35 beers and i get a shirt and my name on a plaque. and every time i order a beer after that, it's served in a special MBA glass.
i've been super tired lately. i think it's cause i'm drinking far less dr. pepper than i used to. i don't know why, but it just doesn't taste as good as it used to (sacrilege, i know). hopefully, i'll learn to survive without soon. no one likes a sleepy rock-climber.
let's see, what have i been up to. i subscribed to netflix! and then to take advantage of that subscription i bought an external dvd-rom and some RAM. and then i installed them. it required minimal arguing with the computer, once we agreed to disagree as to whether or not the second RAM slot should work. and now i watch all kinds of movies. some instantly due to the bountifulness of netflix. and i'm also watching "the office" right now. never seen it before. and i can honestly say, i would rather stay unemployed than work with michael or dwight. of course, if jim was there, i might put up with it. for a day. but i do love office olympics! one time, when i was very very young and the only other person in the office was also very very young we raced in our office chairs. i don't remember who won, probably no one as we were too busy laughing. if i woulda known that b a start was cool instead of scary back then, maybe we woulda asked him to play too. or maybe not. he has really long legs and woulda kicked our butts.
so i've had some quasi-interviews. i call them quasi- cause they're with headhunters and search firms, not with people who are actually going to pay me. but i've gotten pretty good at not being modest. at the last QI i think i told the interviewer that if she can't find me a job, she's an embarrassment to her profession. except i said it really nice and then we talked about shoes so she still loved me. and i had a phone interview today. today! on a saturday! strange. sadly, PIs don't count either in my book.
since it would seem that the "make friends by getting a job" tactic isn't going to pan out soon enough for my tastes, i've decided to take the "buy your friends" tactic. i joined a social club. these better be some pretty good friends cause they don't come cheap. but i think it'll be a ton of fun. especially the part where i get to go hang-gliding and snorkeling and rock climbing and white-water rafting. and did i mention the pub crawls? yeah, apparently you have to like to drink in order to join this club. did i mention that you get to come too when you're in town? i think this will work out quite nicely...
oh, and i went back to school on thursday! i'm working on my second MBA, courtesy of goose island brewers. only this time around, it's a master's in beer appreciation. for every 10 different beers i try, i get a 64oz jug of beer to take home. 35 beers and i get a shirt and my name on a plaque. and every time i order a beer after that, it's served in a special MBA glass.
i've been super tired lately. i think it's cause i'm drinking far less dr. pepper than i used to. i don't know why, but it just doesn't taste as good as it used to (sacrilege, i know). hopefully, i'll learn to survive without soon. no one likes a sleepy rock-climber.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
have no fear
the gabsosteel blog is not going anywhere. at least not the blogspot one. the livejournal and easyjournal blogs, well, those have long since been laid to rest.
i will do my best to keep up both blogs - and at least one of them for a straight 14 days come march 1! i really REALLY want the subscription girl blog to stick. but i have to admit, my first outing was such a success, i sorta want to ride those laurels for the rest of my life. but, i'll go back in the field. unfortunately, for other residents of chicago who love comics, i'm probably going to do most of it during the day, instead of being a particpating member of the workforce. which kinda makes me wonder what i'm going to do once i start contributing to the economy again. eh, we can deal with that later.
i don't know why planes don't want me to fly to chicago anymore, but my flight on friday was 3 hours late. i'll be sure to check my flight's departure time before i depart for the flight from now on. at least i had a sorta decent book. but when i did get home there was a present waiting for me - my diploma! i only graduated 9 months ago so i was definitely psyched to get it. even though i should've gone straight to bed as it was now after midnight, i ripped the packaging off the frame i bought for it and then opened the envelope. they spelled my name wrong. but, seeing as how it could be another bajillion months before i get a new diploma, i decided to frame and hang it anyway. it looks good.
i will do my best to keep up both blogs - and at least one of them for a straight 14 days come march 1! i really REALLY want the subscription girl blog to stick. but i have to admit, my first outing was such a success, i sorta want to ride those laurels for the rest of my life. but, i'll go back in the field. unfortunately, for other residents of chicago who love comics, i'm probably going to do most of it during the day, instead of being a particpating member of the workforce. which kinda makes me wonder what i'm going to do once i start contributing to the economy again. eh, we can deal with that later.
i don't know why planes don't want me to fly to chicago anymore, but my flight on friday was 3 hours late. i'll be sure to check my flight's departure time before i depart for the flight from now on. at least i had a sorta decent book. but when i did get home there was a present waiting for me - my diploma! i only graduated 9 months ago so i was definitely psyched to get it. even though i should've gone straight to bed as it was now after midnight, i ripped the packaging off the frame i bought for it and then opened the envelope. they spelled my name wrong. but, seeing as how it could be another bajillion months before i get a new diploma, i decided to frame and hang it anyway. it looks good.
Thursday, February 21, 2008
rock on
coming home has done me wonders. not only have i been suitably reminded of what it's like to talk to humans, but i feel ready to go back and tackle chicago. i, ladies and gentlemen, now have a plan. lucky for me (and you?) it involves copious amounts of blogging. over here though. and unlike my other blog (don't click the link!) project, i think i'll keep up on this one. although, we are coming up on the first anniversary of my functioning nose, so maybe i'll finish that blog up in commemoration.
one question, to participate in BufBloPoFo, do i have to blog daily in each blog, or can i just pick one for the day?
oh, and if you have any suggestions on how i can make subscription girl famous faster (or her website less craptacular looking) i promise to give you shoutouts when i'm, i mean she's, famous.
one question, to participate in BufBloPoFo, do i have to blog daily in each blog, or can i just pick one for the day?
oh, and if you have any suggestions on how i can make subscription girl famous faster (or her website less craptacular looking) i promise to give you shoutouts when i'm, i mean she's, famous.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
hey buffalo!
oh, i missed you. for all your faults, you are a city that knows what's up. if it's cold, there should also be snow. otherwise it's just a waste of the cold. and your drinks are cheap. and your people are really, supremely good at giving pep talks. although they suck at making bets. but that's really more of an endearing quality than a negative thing.
i realize i was only gone for two weeks (almost to the hour), but i really needed to visit. and not just cause my papa was thoughtful enough to have surgery while a friend of mine was turning an important age, but cause i just needed to know that i was still capable of having a conversation with a human, and not just my cat. cause for a while there, i was really worried that harlee was going to start talking back. in english.
but all in all, it's really comforting to know how much has stayed the same while everything is different. it just gives me a warm, mushy feeling in my belly to know that i can come home again. or maybe that's just my morning tea.
i realize i was only gone for two weeks (almost to the hour), but i really needed to visit. and not just cause my papa was thoughtful enough to have surgery while a friend of mine was turning an important age, but cause i just needed to know that i was still capable of having a conversation with a human, and not just my cat. cause for a while there, i was really worried that harlee was going to start talking back. in english.
but all in all, it's really comforting to know how much has stayed the same while everything is different. it just gives me a warm, mushy feeling in my belly to know that i can come home again. or maybe that's just my morning tea.
Monday, February 18, 2008
if you don't have anything nice to say...
...then just post some lame pictures and piss and moan about it anyway.
remember when i used to blog? there was a time when i would have been the first to sign up for the BufBloPoFo, but i don't really have anything to write about. at least, nothing you'd want to read.
might as well get this out of the way. i am the worst possible person to send off to a new city by herself. oh sure, it was lots of fun to play tabletop shuffleboard with the cute guy, but umm, that's all i got. seriously. yes, i know i should just go to a bar and make some random friends like i usually do, but in all honesty, i am so incredibly lonely that even if i felt like going to a bar alone, everyone would take one look at me and then quickly look away from my pathetic visage, and then i would become even more pathetic because i would be stuck drinking at a bar alone. very alone. so alone that the bartender doesn't know my 4 favorite drinks and no one's gonna show up anytime soon, regardless of how much texting i do. that's really alone.
so, now you know my big life secret. i'm really shy when i'm not around my friends. if you find that shocking - think of it this way: have you ever seen me when i'm not with my friends? kinda hard to do if you are one and lack the necessary spy equipment, huh? there, that's finally off my chest. thanks, i feel a lot better now. except for the part where i'm still surrounded by 4 million strangers.
"then go see the sights!" you may say. allow me to counter: i've already visited all of the attractions that i have even the mildest interest in, except for the modern art galleries, which are really only fun if i have someone to make fun of them with. speaking of which, i can't believe i never made it to the guggenheim in nyc. bollocks.* i was going to go to this, but then it was 45 degrees out - and who wants to look at a bunch of ice when it's too hot out for gloves?!
so, i apologize in advance, but when i come home, i'm not going to have any tales of chicago-related awesomeness to regale you with (other than indoor shuffleboard and leona's lasagna). we're just going to have to resort to our old standards: why french vodka is the best, how cool batman is, why i can never have too many shoes and surveying the women folk on how many beauty products they don't realize they have. on the plus side, i have now seen every bloody episode of "lost;" so we can totally add how much i hate juliet and miss charlie to our repertoire.
*in case you were curious, i haven't pulled a britney and started speaking in a british accent. it's just that after watching all of that "lost" i find that i really prefer the queen's english when it comes to swearing. plus, it's safer for the kids at home.
remember when i used to blog? there was a time when i would have been the first to sign up for the BufBloPoFo, but i don't really have anything to write about. at least, nothing you'd want to read.
might as well get this out of the way. i am the worst possible person to send off to a new city by herself. oh sure, it was lots of fun to play tabletop shuffleboard with the cute guy, but umm, that's all i got. seriously. yes, i know i should just go to a bar and make some random friends like i usually do, but in all honesty, i am so incredibly lonely that even if i felt like going to a bar alone, everyone would take one look at me and then quickly look away from my pathetic visage, and then i would become even more pathetic because i would be stuck drinking at a bar alone. very alone. so alone that the bartender doesn't know my 4 favorite drinks and no one's gonna show up anytime soon, regardless of how much texting i do. that's really alone.
so, now you know my big life secret. i'm really shy when i'm not around my friends. if you find that shocking - think of it this way: have you ever seen me when i'm not with my friends? kinda hard to do if you are one and lack the necessary spy equipment, huh? there, that's finally off my chest. thanks, i feel a lot better now. except for the part where i'm still surrounded by 4 million strangers.
"then go see the sights!" you may say. allow me to counter: i've already visited all of the attractions that i have even the mildest interest in, except for the modern art galleries, which are really only fun if i have someone to make fun of them with. speaking of which, i can't believe i never made it to the guggenheim in nyc. bollocks.* i was going to go to this, but then it was 45 degrees out - and who wants to look at a bunch of ice when it's too hot out for gloves?!
so, i apologize in advance, but when i come home, i'm not going to have any tales of chicago-related awesomeness to regale you with (other than indoor shuffleboard and leona's lasagna). we're just going to have to resort to our old standards: why french vodka is the best, how cool batman is, why i can never have too many shoes and surveying the women folk on how many beauty products they don't realize they have. on the plus side, i have now seen every bloody episode of "lost;" so we can totally add how much i hate juliet and miss charlie to our repertoire.
*in case you were curious, i haven't pulled a britney and started speaking in a british accent. it's just that after watching all of that "lost" i find that i really prefer the queen's english when it comes to swearing. plus, it's safer for the kids at home.
Friday, February 15, 2008
dr. dolittlette
on wednesday i walked onto a train and saw a bird!

the poor thing was so scared, i was going to try to catch it and take it outside the train at the next stop, you know, after i took a pic or two. good thing i didn't - a woman came on at the next stop and told me that sometimes birds have heartattacks when you catch them and then you're stuck holding a dead bird. so instead we herded our lil' avian friend off the train. miraculously, the train driver kept the doors open long enough for us to be good animal samaritans. i thought that was a pretty good way to start my day.
also, i am so addicted to "lost" that it's replaced my need for caffeine. it's damn weird.

the poor thing was so scared, i was going to try to catch it and take it outside the train at the next stop, you know, after i took a pic or two. good thing i didn't - a woman came on at the next stop and told me that sometimes birds have heartattacks when you catch them and then you're stuck holding a dead bird. so instead we herded our lil' avian friend off the train. miraculously, the train driver kept the doors open long enough for us to be good animal samaritans. i thought that was a pretty good way to start my day.
also, i am so addicted to "lost" that it's replaced my need for caffeine. it's damn weird.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
happy valentine's day!
sorry i've been MIA. it's not because i moved far away and forgot all about you. rather, i miss you very much. i've been kinda busy. mostly trying to convince myself that i live here and i'm not on vacation here. when my furniture arrived it sorta helped it sink in. i don't know about you, but i don't often take my couch on vacation with me.
in addition to the library card and dominic's (think wegman's, but smaller (i.e. less intimidating) and with better music and way more booze) club card i now also have a salon and hair stylist. this is very important and something that i was worried about. no one likes breaking in a new doctor, but it's even more scary to have to let someone have control over what you're going to look like. i konw that sounds vain, but i don't care. regardless, i am thrilled to report that britney from OK is way better that just ok. i don't know what she did, but she has completely erased any desire i had to go back to being a redhead. plus, it's kinda cute that harlee and i now have the same color hair. what's that about owners eventually looking like their pets?
also, here is the cutest picture ever taken that does not involve mini-versions of my friends:
in addition to the library card and dominic's (think wegman's, but smaller (i.e. less intimidating) and with better music and way more booze) club card i now also have a salon and hair stylist. this is very important and something that i was worried about. no one likes breaking in a new doctor, but it's even more scary to have to let someone have control over what you're going to look like. i konw that sounds vain, but i don't care. regardless, i am thrilled to report that britney from OK is way better that just ok. i don't know what she did, but she has completely erased any desire i had to go back to being a redhead. plus, it's kinda cute that harlee and i now have the same color hair. what's that about owners eventually looking like their pets?
also, here is the cutest picture ever taken that does not involve mini-versions of my friends:
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
at least i'm still laughing...
which may prove i'm insane. before i even stepped foot into my new apartment i slipped on some ice, dropped my cat and suitcase and ass-planted myself on the ground. and my ankle hurt. and then it swelled. and after i was done crying and otherwise being way too girly for my own good, i went to the ER. such a nice ER it was! the woman next to me whose son also hurt her ankle heard me complaining on my cell, which i was not supposed to be on, about how hungry i was and how all i wanted was a snickers, so she went and got me a snickers! and the really cute resident with the hot accent was kind enough to not look grossed out when he saw my non-pedicured toes. i was so embarrassed. i know the ol' addage is "always wear clean underwear in case you're in a car accident" (and i do!) but i really think "keep your toes pretty in case you sprain your ankle" is going to be a new motto for me.
they also gave me vicodin for my ankle. now, i have to say, this stuff is lame. not only does it not give me the cool high i've heard about, but it also doesn't do anything for the pain. i think i'm going to sell it and then stay "on vacation" for a while longer. know any buyers?
then, to add to the fun, when i did get in my apartment, i didn't have a fridge (i have one now). i also can't get into the building cause my access card doesn't work, but they're apparently working on that one. i've been told that if i keep taking what chi-town dishes out, it'll eventually stop being a jackass and start being welcoming. anytime now would be fine by me.
other than that, things are ok. furniture isn't here yet, and i kinda hope it doesn't come until next week cause i can't get a money order until then and they won't let me have my furniture then anyway. on the other hand, i'd love to have my stuff now cause i really want to settle in this place and make it homey. that's a desire i never had at my last place (clearly) but this is different. i like it here. both the city and my pad. it's still incredibly weird to me to think that i live here and aren't just going home in a few days. it's snowing and it's really pretty, so i think i'm going to gimp around and take some pics, or go take a nap. either way.
but all in all, it'll work out. just so long as my withdrawal from "lost" doesn't kill me first...
they also gave me vicodin for my ankle. now, i have to say, this stuff is lame. not only does it not give me the cool high i've heard about, but it also doesn't do anything for the pain. i think i'm going to sell it and then stay "on vacation" for a while longer. know any buyers?
then, to add to the fun, when i did get in my apartment, i didn't have a fridge (i have one now). i also can't get into the building cause my access card doesn't work, but they're apparently working on that one. i've been told that if i keep taking what chi-town dishes out, it'll eventually stop being a jackass and start being welcoming. anytime now would be fine by me.
other than that, things are ok. furniture isn't here yet, and i kinda hope it doesn't come until next week cause i can't get a money order until then and they won't let me have my furniture then anyway. on the other hand, i'd love to have my stuff now cause i really want to settle in this place and make it homey. that's a desire i never had at my last place (clearly) but this is different. i like it here. both the city and my pad. it's still incredibly weird to me to think that i live here and aren't just going home in a few days. it's snowing and it's really pretty, so i think i'm going to gimp around and take some pics, or go take a nap. either way.
but all in all, it'll work out. just so long as my withdrawal from "lost" doesn't kill me first...
Sunday, February 03, 2008
oh, you guys...
so thanks for the fantastic weekend, everyone! not only was it awesome to not have to pay for anything for the last two weeks and to get presents (i love presents!) but the bestest part by far was just to see everyone. i have no idea how brides at weddings do it - all the running around and trying to say hi to everyone. maybe brides don't spend as much time doing shots.
so, here we are at 9 PM. i'm watching "lost" because, well, it's what i do. in 23 hours some guys are gong to come and take all of my worldly possessions and gently place them on the back of a truck and drive them to chicago and then with equal care place them in my new digs (i hope). i guess this makes this the last blog that i blog while i live in buffalo. wierd. i wonder what living in a new city/state/time zone will be like. i remember being terrified when i moved to canisius and look at how great that worked out! i met all of you fine people and had oodles of fun. so i'm not freaking out anymore. sure, i'm gonna miss all of you and it's going to be really strange, but it's also new and exciting! i'm fairly certain i'll spend monday night sitting in my new apartment going, "whoa - i live here." and then the next night is mardi gras, which means i normally need to take the day after that off of work, but that's not really an issue at this point. but i think for mardi gras i'll go check out some of my new neighborhood bars and see what's what in my new hometown.
so, before i suffer without internet for a new days, there's a couple things i have to ask - how do i pronounce the name of the state i'm moving to? and what salon should i go to? i'm thinking i should go back to being a fake irish lass before st. patty's day.
and thanks again for the presents!
so, here we are at 9 PM. i'm watching "lost" because, well, it's what i do. in 23 hours some guys are gong to come and take all of my worldly possessions and gently place them on the back of a truck and drive them to chicago and then with equal care place them in my new digs (i hope). i guess this makes this the last blog that i blog while i live in buffalo. wierd. i wonder what living in a new city/state/time zone will be like. i remember being terrified when i moved to canisius and look at how great that worked out! i met all of you fine people and had oodles of fun. so i'm not freaking out anymore. sure, i'm gonna miss all of you and it's going to be really strange, but it's also new and exciting! i'm fairly certain i'll spend monday night sitting in my new apartment going, "whoa - i live here." and then the next night is mardi gras, which means i normally need to take the day after that off of work, but that's not really an issue at this point. but i think for mardi gras i'll go check out some of my new neighborhood bars and see what's what in my new hometown.
so, before i suffer without internet for a new days, there's a couple things i have to ask - how do i pronounce the name of the state i'm moving to? and what salon should i go to? i'm thinking i should go back to being a fake irish lass before st. patty's day.
and thanks again for the presents!
Friday, February 01, 2008
second verse, same as the first
my mistake - i thought when i signed a contract and paid a deposit that you were like, required to hold up your end of the bargain. apparently, i was very wrong. instead, you get to come and pick up my furniture and stuff on monday, which is famous for not being friday. so now i'm going to sit on my bum and watch "lost" and maybe even take a nap. and then, seeing as how the ceiling in my spare room leaked all over the box filled with clothes, i guess it's really considerate of you to give me time to do laundry. so, thanks, i was kinda bored with packing.
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