more notes to self

• electric toothbrushes don't work very well without electricity. i mean, really not well.
  
• it's pretty selfish of my boss to tell me i'm not allowed to go to work tomorrow cause i'm contagious. now i'm just going to have to go infect everyone in nordstrom.
• "boondock saints" - what would happen if batman was irish. and had a twin. who would also be irish.