i told a fat kid today that he couldn't sit next to me on the bus. i stood up and said that us normal sized people were sick of being oppressed by the large and unsightly hips of his kind and that i would no longer be made uncomfortable because they're too lazy to walk to the back of the bus where there are more empty seats!

that didn't really happen, but it would have been great if it did.

so, i took this finance exam a couple of hours ago. it made me know god, and i hate him. the prof told us to concentrate on the second half of the semester when studying, so i did - and most of the exam was on the first half! gah! i already rocked that material on the midterm, why are you testing me again on it after i forgot all of it?! all i know is, i went into that final with an A - and if i came out wiht anything lower than a B, i'll be hella pissed. but everyone feels terrible about it too, and the prof likes to curve, so maybe i'll be ok after all. and if not, well, it's not like i ever need to take that course again! you know, this post was much more humorous in my head when i was livid. sorry about that.

last week i went to my favorite bar's 20th anniversary party. it was great to eat free food and drink with friends, it always is, but if i was a bar owner, i'd be way more inclined to throw a big party for the 21st anniversary. just cause, well, you know.

tomorrow is the office party. i'm looking forward to it, and dreading at the same time. i think it'll be fine as long as i don't get stuck talking to the boring people. you know the people i mean, the ones who think they know how to party but leave at 7 after one drink? yeah - i don't want to talk to them anymore than i have to.

so, now i'm on winter break from school. that means more time to do productive things - like wrap christmas presents and send out christmas cards! i really love doing that kind of stuff - i take great pride in wrapping my presents. and no, i do not want to be martha stewart when i grow up.

i think johnny's almost done dorking... time to watch me some "nip/tuck!"