sounds of our lives

remember when we were on the porch and all of you demanded new ring tones for when you call my phone? well, i hate the ones you picked. they suck. the thought of you calling me actually fills me with dread. so, effective immediately, you will be returning to the following:

• male drinking buddies will ring to "tubthumping"
• bff and vice bff to "girls just wanna have fun"
• other females to "short skirt, long jacket" (not that any of you dress this way, but feel free to start)
• i think i'm going to give my sister the "mr. softee" ringtone. she loves ice cream more than anyone else i know.
• text messages will remain as "sex and the city," regular calls as "batman: the animated series" and lack of caller ID as "the x-files."

so let it be written, so let it be done.