Sunday, November 11, 2007

it works, bitches

after thorough scientific analysis, i have learned the following things:
  • it is, in fact, really easy to get drunk on white wine
  • i am not a rock star
  • i am also not a gangsta
  • i wish i had more minions

2 comments:

Kells said...

You will always be my ghetto superstar!

The Humanist said...

You may not be a "gangsta," but you can handle your business against drunk insane Scottish-Canadian paratroopers who've engaged in hand-to-hand combat in Kurdistan and have the knife to prove it.